Quarterback sneak: People who sit in the rear quarter of the church, hoping to leave before the final song.
Sudden death: Any minister who preaches past noon.
Stay in the pocket: What happens to a lot of money that should go toward the tithe and missions.
Blitz: The stampede for the doors after the service, usually toward a local restaurant (typically provoked by the quarterback sneak).
Encroachment: A particularly well-delivered sermon by an associate pastor during the senior pastor’s summer vacation.
The two-minute drill: A futile attempt to limit the length of testimonies during services.
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