No Viagra for Abraham

Now that I have your attention....

Yesterday, I received an email from a Partner in our church. It cracked me up! It just captures what happens when people newer in the faith begin processing and engaging scripture. This warms my heart! THIS is what it is all about, and it is a sign that we are living into our purpose of "living as disciples!"

Last night I read Genesis from 1am to about 3am. WOW WOW and WOW. Like is 700 years old like the new 30? Are you kidding me? Enoch was like the 1st rapture guy? One guy follow god on the whole planet? Even the birds & animal were bad? What did they do? Abraham got his freak on at 100+ with no Viagra? 300 guys defeated an Army??? An Army??? So that makes the movie 300 more like 3 minutes and a commercial! By the way they lost to the Turks!! Abraham got back his stuff, his women, children, dog, livestock, nephew and the gold!!! Shaft is like mini mouse compared to him!!! My GOD and father got my back...and u don't want none of him... homie!! Step aside while I step with me peeps to the field and build me an altar! I cant wait to read some more tonight!

Welcome to CCF! This is how we roll!